Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

Obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. And develops big crushes on girls name who starts with M.

I just obeded myself

by SaltyMilk October 18, 2019

Obed

Obed is a guy that's is thoughtful and sensible at the same time. He one of the person's that I could rely on and he will have your back.

Obed will get real aggressive and protective only when if his family or most precious people are at stake.

Obed is also the emotional support when you're vulnerable time that you could bring out the sorrows, tension, grief and pain that you inside he will intentionally support your until you feel better with the greatest warmth hugs you'll ever find in person.

Obed's also big strong, elegant, handsome man that is really down to earth and open mind, that will accept you just the way you are as a person no matter your white, black, indian, Chinese, Arminian or any other race he accepts with the flaws that carry with you he is a healer and life support.

Obed is the one and only that I could trust right now.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Ob

Something a hungry llamaworm will say.

llamaworm: -sees bags of meat- ob
you: -beats with bag of meat-

by Llamaworm Yourmaster June 21, 2011

the OB

Short for 'the Old Bill'

Common in Cockney, a shortened version of the Old Bill, aka the UK police.

''There's a pub on the corner called the Ship & Billet, head for that, you sure you slipped the OB?'

by mattmatmathias January 27, 2024

Obe

Obe is a gentle soul with a big willy, he loves walks in the part and going to art exhibitions, commonly referred to as Big Willy Obe.

“Look over there, next to the wheely bin, it’s Big Willy Obe”

by The Real Tyson Fury November 23, 2021

ob

n. Short form for "obituary". Used by young busy folk who don't have time for extraneous syllables.

...............................

See the ob? Star died.

Shame.

Dit.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020