A notch is a line of the eyebrow missing. How it occurs: a person claims that they will or could achieve something ludicrous. Notch is then called and if the action isn’t completed the person who stated the claim receives a notch.
Owen: I could have a threesome tonight if I wanted.
Matt: Notch
Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.
Matt: Notch
Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.
by Tinderboi September 30, 2021
Get the Notch mug.A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.
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Get the Ghost Notch mug.Dude 1: Dude let's go to kfc!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
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Get the Notch mug.A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.
Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
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