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It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
mugGet the Windshield Wipermug.

wipers

Usually, a group of 5-7 people that are unusually violent. Mostly going for single paired people or teams that are below 3-4 people.
Oh no there are wipers behind us!
Oh no! we're done for!
by jamesderrman September 11, 2022
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dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 12, 2015
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Windshield Wiper

69th gear ... shall I say more.
She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.
by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022
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Flag-Wiper

An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.
"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."

"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023
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Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 4, 2021
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