packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.

"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"

by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008

back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.

Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!

by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

kellogs packet

Got a ticket from a kellogs packet.
Free toys.
Free licence.

eg. Got his Doctors license from a Kellogs packet

eg. Got his Doctors license from a Kellogs packet

by anonymous February 10, 2023

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Ketchup Packet

A slur used towards women on their period.

Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.

Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.

by green909 December 20, 2023