Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

The Gift of the Magi

A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.

P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.

by anongirl456 September 19, 2020

gift elbow

Injury that is most common between children ages 3-14 years old caused by receiving far too many presents for either Christmas or Birthdays.

Daughter: "I cannot open anymore Christmas presents because I think I have "gift elbow". I wish there WEREN'T SOO MANY."
Dad: I wish I had "gift elbow".

by jrite642 May 3, 2011

Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.

Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!

by Zenamaste April 18, 2020

gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.

Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.

by The Joff. November 12, 2013

gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.

I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing

by clown socks August 20, 2022

gift-worthy

Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.

A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.

by Clark Can't May 24, 2017