sticky tuba

when you give a man (only a man) a sticky tuba, you cum in his bum and blow him.

"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.

by Dill Doe Dylan September 4, 2016

hot tuba

during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.

"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"

by medwards7 August 24, 2011

Built like a tuba

That you have large boobs

Wow, your built like a tuba!

by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022

Tuba Tits

When a big titty bitch succs on the lead pipe like a champ.

Cassandra goes hardcore tuba tits.

by BesseJoozer February 11, 2019

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

Tuba Hood

A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.

Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!

Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.

by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016

Irish Tuba

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.

Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.

by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023