Nickelback

The sexual act of bouncing a nickel of the back of a partners head while penetrating from behind and singing “this is how you remind me what I really am”

After I took her to the nightclub legends we went back to her place and I nickelbacked her at her moms house.

by anonymous July 26, 2024

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armchair nickelback

n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.

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Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.

You know that's Bob Dylan , right?

Yeah. So what's your point?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

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nickelback sandwich

Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.

Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.

by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019

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Nickelback

A band people only hate because the Internet told them to.

"Why do we hate Nickelback?"
"We just do."
"Ok."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2023

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The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:

« Look at this picture. »

What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.

...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.

« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »

by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019

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