Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—

Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.

by yOdAdAbEscared November 11, 2018

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Neutral Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons of the "True Neutral" alignment, played poorly due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what "True Neutral" means.
A Neutral Stupid character is borderline obsessed with maintaining the "balance of the world" and will unpredictably switch sides if they believe that the "good guys" are too strong, sometimes in the middle of combat.

(See also: Lawful Stupid, Chaotic Stupid)

Ranger: "I shoot the orc in the middle with my bow, dealing 16 piercing damage."

Neutral Stupid Druid: "Oh, uh, I heal the orc!"

Ranger: "You WHAT?"

NSD: "My character believes that you guys are killing the orcs too quickly."

DM: "There's literally three orcs on you right now, buddy."

by JustSparky November 26, 2022

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)

This is the best alignment. Always taking and never giving. Neutral Evil

by Death Menace September 30, 2022

Karma neutral

A morally questionable act that in no way harms, insults or humiliates anyone... as long as nobody sees/hears said act

At first i felt bad for flipping off the blind child, but my therapist said it was "karma neutral" since no one else saw me

by Daklining October 7, 2022

Box of Neutrals.

When your gearbox or transaxle has shat itself, and you can't get a gear.

I mean, I was testing the Gen 3 car, and it shat itself.
Ended up with another box of neutrals.

by Podcast DSO January 20, 2022

Extreme Neutrality

A condition in which one responds to a stimulus in a consistently apathetic and impartial demeanor regardless of the severity of the given situation.

Perhaps we would have acted sooner if we weren’t deceived by the passive tone of Bill’s extreme neutrality.

by Blndbomb December 13, 2021