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nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.
Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.
by Ollle August 20, 2013
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Nerd-Boff

Someone who takes being geeky to another level. Usually a master with puzzles and knows LEGO Star Wars better than his family's birthdays
James: Yo Alex you coding a cheat for Runescape again?
Alex: Affirmative
James: you nerd-boff
by Big Poppa Fett July 28, 2016
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nerd cunt

Noun. Also Nerdcunt.
Australian slang/insult/compliment.
Term for someone that knows literally anything more about technology than you.
"Holy fuck dude. You hacked the DOD! You're a fucking crazy nerd cunt!"
"That's a snazzy looking phone ya got there, ya nerd cunt."
by 8GrolschMan8 November 14, 2016
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nerd player

A male or female, who preferably works in a professional environment, whereby the social standings are less rigid. They are able to bypass their 'nerd' status and become a 'player' in that environment only. The nerd player, with less competition from real 'players', is able to manipulate and seduce other nerd woman from that business or firm they work for.
Harry slept with x the other night, but also slept with this other girl from the IT department the week before, he's such a nerd player.
by The the bosss August 8, 2017
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Nerdabe

A nerd that designs using the computer.
I need to hire a nerdabe for my logo.
by Goldendisc February 4, 2020
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Nerda

You’re nerda for ditching gaming with the boys for some girl
by Easy money December 1, 2020
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Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.
Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.
by kristalskulls January 23, 2022
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