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metrosexual

1. a "straight" man who moisturizes his face with fresh semen (not his own)

2. a "straight" man who uses the sauna at the gym because "it's good for the skin"

3. a "straight" man who has an usually close relationship with his personal trainer Klaus
erica and james-michael got into a fight because he used all her lip gloss. if he weren't a metrosexual, i'd swear he was gay.
by lyle123 March 28, 2007
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metrosexual

A way of marketing the same products with different packaging to a broader consumer base.
Cheap and effective.
Look at all the junk that metrosexual has bought. Why didn't he just use his mum's.
by cynicalanimal January 26, 2009
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Metrosexual

A gay man that has not realized his gay sexuality yet.
Guy #1: Wow that's a faggot right there. He's got his Banana Republic safari gear on and I think he's hittin on that guy.

Guy #2: No, no, no. People want us to call gay guys like that, "METROSEXUAL"
by Go Fegro January 19, 2009
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Metrosexual

Gay, with a hint of straight.
My mom told me that she loves the way my boyfriend dresses ans think that he is gay. I told her no but he might me metrosexual
by Vinny Jay August 24, 2014
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Metrosexual

A man who appears to ignore gender and sexual preference stereotypes in order to present his style and/or to allow for himself to be more practical according to his enviornment.
Steve carries a "man-bag" bacause he is a metrosexual.
by APatcher February 20, 2004
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METROSEXUAL

There are many misconceptions that exist in our society regarding the metrosexual male. The term, metrosexual, describes a fad and is not a social status. A metrosexual male is an individual who believes that wearing tight designer clothing gives him social status. Contrary to popular beliefs, many metrosexuals that emulate this style are living at the poverty level or with their parents. In fact, many metrosexuals are financially dependent and barely have a high school education. As a result, a lot of the metrosexuals work at menial jobs (e.g. waiter, cubical worker, and customer service representative). In addition, many overdress for the type of labor that they do, which can give others a false impression of sophistication and success. Sophistication is a word that is commonly misused by the laymen. This word describes an individual, who is well-educated, worldly, refined, cultured, and of high social status. Therefore, being sophisticated does not mean wearing tight designer clothing, drinking martinis, carrying a laptop, drinking lattes, going to upscale nightclubs, working out, plucking ones eyebrows, etc. Again, I want to emphasize and clarify that anyone can follow the metrosexual trend, but not everyone is sophisticated.
by Paul Weber Ph.D/ J.D. December 31, 2005
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Neosexual

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
by connectjon June 18, 2009
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