Netflix And NeMo

When you are watching netflix with your pet fish!

friend: what are you doing

man: Netflix And NeMo

by fish_is_coolxd November 30, 2016

Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.

Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch

by Boom69 September 5, 2023

The Devils Netflix

A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.

Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.

by Mr. Macadoodles Hilton October 18, 2019

Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.

*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...

by Words of the Wise January 29, 2014

Netflix Baby

A child that was conceived under the pretext of Netflix and Chill.

My son is a Netflix Baby.

You don't make Netflix Babies if you Netflix and Jill.

by MisterBigBadNastyAZDon April 8, 2016

Netflix and Alone

The opposite of Netflix and Chill

It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.

"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."

by konroy November 30, 2015

Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."

by zoso7171 May 6, 2010