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The Old Dirty Needle

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2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
by PWHS December 21, 2009
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you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)
Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010
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West Virginia white needle back

An infection of the spine caused by shooting up drugs, (mainly heroin)through the intravenous route while claiming the infection was obtained via a spider bite.
I think the new patient got bitten by the West Virginia white needle back.
by BLACKHEATHER June 2, 2014
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threading the needle

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
by Cadmb3 April 18, 2011
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vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.
"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."
by Paul Varjak November 11, 2012
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