Debate your nan

A pointless argument which has only one outcome.

Liverpool is the worst team,
Debate your nan

by Lil Timmy 4207 October 2, 2019

As true as your nan

Meaning very true, or that you're not lying

Jimmy: "Caught a 15 inch redfin the other day."
Shaun: "fuck, true?"
Jimmy: "As true as your nan"

by S1921 March 3, 2017

Dead Nan Ashes

The ashes of someone's dead nan. Sometimes used as a diss like 'your mum'

Fam dead nan ashes
Say mums
Mums
Madness broski

by Taliban_501 December 19, 2021

pop your nan

An insult used in the "British Chav Culture" meaning to pop the cherry with the recipients grandma.

Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo - man : "Shut up mate, i'll pop your nan"
Rational Human Being : "What the fuck does that even mean?"

by eth131 March 25, 2017

Shank your nan

Shank your nan is a term roadmen use to intimidate people. Shank means stab. And your nan is commonly used among the new generation, for example “suck ur nan”.

Will-“if you tell them mun, I’m gonna shank your nan”.
James-“sorry man I won’t say a word”.
Will-“shut up or I swear blud, I’m gonna shank your nan”.”go suck ur nan”.

by Specialpeter June 10, 2018

nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

Ur ded nan

Ok so basically I’m monky

Ur ded nan stinks

by Horrid Henry 🐌 November 9, 2018