My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022
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A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
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My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
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My best friend

The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful
Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND
by - Miaxo November 25, 2021
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What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 04, 2025
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