Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk 

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.

Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!

Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk by thefozinator October 29, 2011

Dig My Ass 

A term used by Hawaiians instead of 'Suck my dick.' Used to express anger. Synonymous with 'Fuck you.'

One Hawaiian: "Ho Breh, You look like shit today."
Other Hawaiian: "Hey, dig my ass k?"

Dig My Ass by godsflesh55 December 6, 2010

ooga booga nigga nigga fuck my ass 

When you really want a big black man with a '14 inch meat rod to rail you, balls deep like a 1,000 mph train

Ooga booga nigga nigga fuck my ass, is a sentence itself.

ooga booga nigga nigga fuck my ass by Begonethot October 14, 2017

drunk off my ass 

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.

Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"

drunk off my ass by Bouch66 February 21, 2006

blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.

person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"

blowing smoke up my ass by waterbrother September 11, 2009

Half my ass and both my balls 

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

Half my ass and both my balls by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

Lost my ass 

Expression of regret pertaining to losing all of ones money at the casino.

Jack: "Did you win any money last night at the casino?"

Jill: "Hell no. I lost my ass."

Lost my ass by ez2b November 21, 2011