The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022

Mr Murray

he is so hot and has big titties and he is an english teacher but most importantly, he’s the sexiest man alive

person 1: “oh my god who’s that hottie”
person 2: “that’s Mr Murray *drools*”

by reallysweatyballs May 27, 2022

Murray Duncan

Murray Duncan Meaning =

The name Murray Duncan means Gimp, Spice Boy and Bully Victim.

Usually if a boy is called Murray Duncan they are bullied, or they have big homper stomper feet and they are a big spice boy that would wear pink Fila Stompers if they could get away with it.

Murray Duncan Is Such A Gimp and gets bullied
OMG look at the size of feet Murray Duncan has
Is Murray Duncan wearing Fila Stompers?

by FatBoiAdventures July 5, 2019

Murray cocker

A man who statistically gets no bitches.

Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.

See that gay dropping shit history game over there ? He’s such a Murray cocker , he has no rizz

by ScatmanJohn June 18, 2022

Murray Kirman

A pimped out player who knows how to get his. While a murray kirman may only stand at about 5'6 he's atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear's paw. Known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large penis. Murray kirman is also known to punk a motherfucker in a split second, While rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having "been there and done that" Also a murray kirman can be found in the city of Sherman Oaks in Los Angeles County usually representing himself as only a real G can in his "OLD GUYS RULE" T-Shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with "It was good, it was not great". Also this man's took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure's were captured in a 5 book series called The Death Dealer" written by Frank Frazetta. A murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large penis in that mystical of all places where magic and sexual perfection is achieved.

"I gotta go work more rickshaw hours downtown so I can get murray kirman his money"

by thatguy1980 November 4, 2011

Murray James

A Murray James is a kind lovable dude with a big ass heart for the little things in life. Similair to many humans, one can often find a Murray James inside a 7-11 holding a slurpee. Most 'Murray's' have a love and devotion towards music.

Max walked into a 7-11 to get a slurpee. As he was getting a slurpee a Murray James walked right into the store.

by X2bassplayer September 2, 2009

Murray Face

An ugly face that induces the urge to vomit in another person.

Man, that's a Murray Face.

by murraysface June 21, 2008