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Muesli Muncher

adj. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.
* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way muesli muncher"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking muesli muncher"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were a muesli muncher"

* "Muesli muncher!"
by muwava August 24, 2011
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Tile muncher

Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)
My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile mucnher.
by Damien June 24, 2004
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Munch

A munch is a casual social gathering for people involved in or interested in BDSM, kink, or fetishes. No BDSM, kink, or fetish activities take place, however.
I'm going out to the munch tonight to hang with my friends
by Rosie73 March 9, 2023
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Fat Bitch Munchies

The starving feeling a person gets a few hours after dinner and just before bed.
Kate: *looks at clock, 11pm* "wow, I am so hungry" *goes to kitchen*
Sophie: *Eating food*

Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"

*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"
by australian-jesus February 1, 2013
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munching box

It was one giant orgy went matt was munching box on the couch
by K-griff January 24, 2009
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Munchie Hangover

When you get really baked, eat a massive amount of snacks (munchies) and wake up the next morning feeling full and somewhat hungover. Symptoms that usually occur are: farting, stomach aches, lack of appetite and pooping.
Joe-"I smoked sweet heads last night and ate 75 white castle burgers!"

Bob-"How crazy was your munchie hangover?"

Joe-"My stomach felt like crap but I felt much better after I pooped!"
by Leather Cheerioz November 2, 2008
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Rug Muncher

This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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