This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.
by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023
Get the Moist Claritymug. by collymclolly May 21, 2022
Get the Moist Filletmug. When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
by weenerbreth October 22, 2013
Get the moist margaretmug. When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021
Get the Toist the Moistmug. When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.
by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011
Get the morning moistmug. When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out
by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016
Get the Moist Chickenmug. by Lil Moist Gang May 17, 2018
Get the Lil Moistmug.