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Moe out

To consistently put things off or procrastinate
Person 1: Hey you ready to go man?

Person 2: Oh man I forgot, I haven't even showered yet.

Person 1: Way to Moe out man we were supposed to be at that party an hour ago
by Dez Dez September 26, 2009
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Moe-hrman

Complete American douchebag who is arrogant and smug. They frequently chant "USA USA!" or "Fuck yeah!" and they crush beer cans on their forehead!
Bruv's a Moe-hrman and he's well knows it!
by Don Davo February 25, 2009
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Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.
"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!
by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014
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stinky moe

A person that stinks as fuck but still looks cute.
by suckerskrskrskr July 30, 2018
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Tech moe

noun A person (male or female) who has significant technical expertise, specifically with computers, but tends to avoid the stereotypical "computer geek" norm. They are socially skilled, confident and cool as well as I.T. savvy.
She is such a tech moe! Guys want to be with her, girls want to be her and I want to program like her.
by kg73 April 7, 2010
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Moe Green

A sexual act, in which a man ejaculates into the eye of his partner (male or female) while the partner is wearing glasses. Ejaculate may go into the glasses lense, or into partners eye, or both.

Refers to the scene in the film The Godfather (Coppola, 1972) in which Michael Corleone has a rival gang leader named Moe Green killed with a single gunshot through the glasses while he is being massaged.
"She was wearing these horn-rimmed glasses, so when I was ready to blow my load I turned her around and gave her a Moe Green."
by Rocco Ricci September 13, 2006
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Moe Lester

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by Spspspspsppsspp May 12, 2023
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