Mormon Missionaries

Useless.

Mormon Missionaries are useless.

by Torusorus December 6, 2018

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Picking Up A Female, Misisonary Style, And Falling Ontop Of Her.....

Picking Up A Female, Misisonary Style, And Falling Ontop Of Her.....

Picking Up A Female, Misisonary Style, And Falling Ontop Of Her.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

missionable

man who is awesome on top

He is a very missionable man

by nitro555 October 22, 2012

#missionary

Regular ass sex

Yeh... we banged. #missionary

by Dickslayer696969 November 30, 2019

modissionary

a sex position named “modi” where he gets on top and does nothing

the patient was admitted into ICU but the doctor did a modissionary and the patient is dead now.

by talccc April 23, 2021

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022