Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. What cool kids play, instantly making them superior to their peers. Minecraft requires a great amount of determination, focus, hard-work, and dedication. If you don't play Minecraft, you smell like pure ass.
Minecraft is the best game known to mankind. Roblox and Fortnite look up to this game, wiping away the tears that consist of the sadness of knowing that they'll never be as good as MINECRAFT.
People who play Minecraft make amazing friends. They're cool and typically have really greasy hair, but that's okay.
Minecraft forever!
Minecraft is the best game known to mankind. Roblox and Fortnite look up to this game, wiping away the tears that consist of the sadness of knowing that they'll never be as good as MINECRAFT.
People who play Minecraft make amazing friends. They're cool and typically have really greasy hair, but that's okay.
Minecraft forever!
"Hey, do you play Minecraft?"
"Omg, yes! How'd you know?"
"Your hair is so greasy that it looks wet. Also, you are just so cool dude!"
"Thanks!"
"Omg, yes! How'd you know?"
"Your hair is so greasy that it looks wet. Also, you are just so cool dude!"
"Thanks!"
by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. by JnCMemer April 27, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug.