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Ballsac Midnight

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.
Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.
by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009
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Midnight Toker

A person that consumes cannabis late at night. Usually someone who doesn't want to get caught by others, most likely parents. These people will sometimes invest in a vaporizer, for more stealth toking.
Cole's parents seen the movie Reefer Madness so to avoid any backlash from his parents about his consumption of marijuana, he invested in a vape and switched to only smoking at night time when they were asleep. Thanks to this switch, he no longer gets lectured about the 'dangers' of this harmless herb. He is now considered a Midnight Toker.
by MidnightTokingAllNightLong December 6, 2011
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Midnight Toboggan

You are banging a chick at the top of the stairs near midnight, she has her hands on the first step down for a good angle. When the clock hits midnight you knock her arms out and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.
Lucy was an innocent school girl, unlucky for her Johnny enjoys himself some Midnight Toboggan.
by The Real Duder March 1, 2008
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Midnight Snacks

Midnight Snacks is a radio show hosted by W.T. Snacks, known as a moderator of 4chan.org. It is played at 12AM of every Tuesday night/Wednesday morning
Hooray! Midnight Snacks is playing tonight!
by Anonymous Does Not Forgive August 24, 2005
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midnight jiberish

The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. It may seem like the person is high, but in fact, he/she just has a severe case of midnight jiberish.
"Why were you reciting Disney movies to me last night?"
"I was? It was probably midnight jiberish."
by spritehehe May 2, 2008
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midnight dew drop

To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.
Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.
by kfed34 April 18, 2010
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Midnight Beast

One minute I'm dreaming about rimming Kera Knightly, the next I'm wide awake and throttling the midnight beast.
by Mighty Ox September 2, 2010
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