Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

memphis tear drop

The act of blowing your load in a lady/males belly button and then drinking it from their naval

I totally memphis tear droped veronica.

by the dude11112 September 12, 2012

The Memphis Mildew

Another strange sexual happening. When you are " Eating it all out" as Famous Amos puts it, and you sneeze all over her anus and vagina hence the Memphis Mildew. A personal experiance im sure from the good ole south where you can sneeze on a womans vag and shell still suck you off.

Come on bitch dont let me down just because i gave you the Memphis Mildew.

by theoriginalopiate March 24, 2011

Memphis Pothole

Memphis pothole is where the guy nuts in the girls ass and than sucks it out with a straw

I want to do the memphis pothole to your ass

by Cjlee21 March 5, 2023

Memphis Tossed Salad

When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.

I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad

by RingedHog February 12, 2023

Memphis

HIS DICK IS SO BIG

Boy: "HOLY SHIT MEMPHIS YOUR CCK IS SO BIG I WANT IT SO BAD"
Girl: "ITS BIGGER THEN MY DADS HOLY SHIT"

by BIG FAGGOT DICK February 13, 2023

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you

"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"

by decenen April 13, 2023