Melanie

A stupid hoe that fucks anyone and anything thinking she’s the shit when she isn’t. Has daddy issues probably takes it in the ass and is seen as a big slut.

Wow that girl let him use a sandwich bag as a condom she really is a Melanie.

by Dumbcunt December 23, 2017

Melanie

A tight and warm “pussy” that me enjoy

That chink had a nice Melanie

by Pussy licker300 March 26, 2019

Melanie

Stupid dumb ass; the meanest bitch ever; big ass idiot that is scares away everyone.

That dumbass Melanie is too damn stupid to hold a damn conversation.

by jewishpanda May 20, 2020

Melanie

Melanie is a small and Petite but has a big mouth when she wants to. They are shy but knows how to have a good time with people who are close to them. Although typically not the prettiest or the best in relationships they still can manage to take your heart.

I want to be a Melanie.

by Urban220dicTionary March 26, 2020

Melanie

A cat... Or is she? A Calico... Or is she? Nobody knows.. Often compared to a moldy loaf of bread. Typically stays in the form of a Baguette.. with mold. Stinky mold. The end

It's a bird.. it's a plane. No... It's a submarine with algae. Actually no... It's a Melanie!

by Biebs da boom d Mr. McSniffles April 18, 2022

Melanie

Is gay, her idol is Kermit , she loves Bruno major ,is also in my chemical romance , she also Colombian,

She’s such a Melanie

by Dryuehtsv Dude August 20, 2018

Melanie

A dumb person

Is that a melanie

by ZOLERRS August 29, 2020