McDonalds- n: 1.Shit factory where poor people eat, and poop is made 2. Place that poisons you 3. Where unemployed people work 4.where YOU will work.
McDonalds person: Can I help you?
17 year old hoodlum: I'd like a McShitis Fillet.
McDonalds person: Coming right up!
17 year old hoodlum: I'd like a McShitis Fillet.
McDonalds person: Coming right up!
by Pimply Mcdonalds Worker May 23, 2003

The Mexican employment department
by Jay March 10, 2004

Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.
by Ronald McDonald Original May 12, 2011

The worst resturant in the world where get SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR fat then purple ooze comes out of your burger and then you tell them so they give you free ice cream for life which releases cockroaches when you lick the ice cream.
I had a meal at McDonalds and went from 170 lbs. to 170 tons and then barfed Half of that out of me and it was all purple ooze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Envy Savage May 7, 2018

A fast food business, McDonalds is usually criticized and scrutinized by its customers that often rue their choice to eat there.
People often associate McDonalds with unhealthy, fat, bad, and more, yet they usually choose it as a good location for a regular meal, a birthday party and more every-day festivites, formal and casual.
People, who are of a empty stomach fail to resist to the simple 'delicacies' that this business provides, and they constantly complain about it but fail to confess their faults. I, myself naturally dislike McDonalds food, and while I say naturally, I mean I do not actually have any need of holding or controlling myself, as I aim animosity towards the food, a privilege of some kind, I hope you will agree. In my lifetime of eleven years, I have only went to McDonalds twice, and about those encounters I will not go into detail, although I will state that I was generally appalled by its cheap services. People gain 'fat' by eating fast food, a popular belief that shows itself correct and just, McDonalds is a clear example of this nimble, but not new belief, as many people that go there have to deal with the 'consequences of their actions' as they gain a few unhealthy pounds.
People often associate McDonalds with unhealthy, fat, bad, and more, yet they usually choose it as a good location for a regular meal, a birthday party and more every-day festivites, formal and casual.
People, who are of a empty stomach fail to resist to the simple 'delicacies' that this business provides, and they constantly complain about it but fail to confess their faults. I, myself naturally dislike McDonalds food, and while I say naturally, I mean I do not actually have any need of holding or controlling myself, as I aim animosity towards the food, a privilege of some kind, I hope you will agree. In my lifetime of eleven years, I have only went to McDonalds twice, and about those encounters I will not go into detail, although I will state that I was generally appalled by its cheap services. People gain 'fat' by eating fast food, a popular belief that shows itself correct and just, McDonalds is a clear example of this nimble, but not new belief, as many people that go there have to deal with the 'consequences of their actions' as they gain a few unhealthy pounds.
Jane: I guess I will be spending my afternoon meal at McDonalds.
Joe: *frowns and complains about the restaurant, criticizing it and insulting, inflicting a assault on it.
However, Joe now suffers from an empty stomach, and eventually agrees with Mary and gives her his consent, and they both spend the afternoon eating hamburgers and chewing on fries, drinking juice and eventually sweetening their tooth by savoring some sundaes.
Joe: *frowns and complains about the restaurant, criticizing it and insulting, inflicting a assault on it.
However, Joe now suffers from an empty stomach, and eventually agrees with Mary and gives her his consent, and they both spend the afternoon eating hamburgers and chewing on fries, drinking juice and eventually sweetening their tooth by savoring some sundaes.
by Tool of Clarity August 9, 2012

1) A place that kills people because they eat to much of it. Usually associated with death, fatness, and unhealthiness.
2) A place that people eat to die.
2) A place that people eat to die.
by Torcher February 2, 2015

1) A giant toilet which is apparently disguised as a restaurant, and when they get customers, they package turds as food and sell it to people.
2) Cheap quality, bad tasting fast food.
3) The "restaurant" that is trying to invade the earth, and have other restaurants closed down for good.
2) Cheap quality, bad tasting fast food.
3) The "restaurant" that is trying to invade the earth, and have other restaurants closed down for good.
by tornadofan122 September 3, 2013
