Mayonesa

The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger

Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Mayganne

absolutely stunning. the most amazing person in the world, someone you can trust with your life and have buckets of fun with. can make you smile on ur worst day and will always stand up for you. shes a shoulder to cry on and always knows how to take away the hurt. shes very unpredictable and doing something absolutely insane that you cant help but love her for. shes her own person, doesnt care what anyone thinks and takes crap from nobody. shes your best friend.

wow, that girl is so random! shes such a Mayganne.

by coconuthorse November 15, 2009

Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

by jfitzzz November 13, 2013

sour mayonnaise

When your female partner eats your sperm

I gave my girlfriend a sour mayonnaise.

by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.

Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!

by Therealguy23 December 19, 2021

A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017