Matt

Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.

Matt has comes to save!
Your pulling a Matt; you're a dick.

by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 14, 2015

Matt

A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.

Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.

by Andrichael February 20, 2010

Matt

An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.

I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.

by wallythebeerman February 3, 2010

matt

lowest form of lif itself

whoa ....look its matt

by ian1987dude January 14, 2008

Matt

A man who is sexy and charming, but a total dick behind closed doors. He will take you on emotional rollercoaster rides and spoil you with gifts and great sex while tearing away any self worth you have for yourself.

Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt

by Retarded Seal October 13, 2016

Matt

Matt .... A great listener who is compassionate and sincere and a reliable friend who is great looking but acts humble about it

Girl: Matt you are so hot
Matt: Nahh
Girl: You make all the guys jealous!

Matt: Well, I know

by The Italian God April 29, 2016

Matt

A guy who is obsesses about showing off when playing sports. Usually short and get mad when proven wrong or embaressed. Extremely stubborn and rude. Nervous and ok in the bed.

Will fall for - Jessica
Will be loved by- Victoria

Matt: Isn't Jessi beautiful?
Victoria- Ya...(I wish I were her)

by I Know You O_O March 26, 2009