mara

a budget version of the name maya

person 1: you hear about mara.
person 2: you mean maya?
person 1: not really, its like a knockoff version of maya.
person 2: imagine being named mara, what a loser.

by bretonnianhater February 22, 2022

manpads

Man Portable Air Defence Systems are surface-to-air missiles which are guided to shoot down enemy aircraft from the ground

We are going to send some MANPADS to (country)

by andreihardbassnik May 23, 2022

Mara Lardo

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.

Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.

by YAWA September 9, 2022

Magpayo

If your last name is Magpayo, you are an absolute gigachad who gets many girls but is loyal to one. You are a great person.

Kris : Damn, did you see that guy? He must be a Magpayo.

by Inteavention November 11, 2022

Granny maracas

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016

C'mara

C'mara is one of the most freakest people your ever met she always to interactive with people very flirty and mean at times she could be a bully or your R.O.D likes making new friends but at the same time can make you mad by by being sarcastic

Oh there go C'mara
Cmara is all ways on him

by Marthathedestroyer October 29, 2018

Noel Magpantay

pronounced (new-WELL mag-pan-TIE) a sarcastic and hilarious take on the title of grandmaster in the Filipino Martial Arts particularly in Modern Arnis.

Noel Magpantay appears to be the proper name of an unknown Filipino. The name appeared in the Belt Ranks tab of the Modern Arnis Wikipedia page that said the name "literally means grandmaster" followed by another ridiculous belt rank called "zero degree black belt" pertaining to those in the probationary stage of being a black belt in Modern Arnis.

Magpantay in Filipino actually means "to be aligned" or "to be the same level as". The funny name probably means that a grandmaster in Modern Arnis "to be the same level as" Noel Magpantay who in reality is a nobody.

There is a big possibility that a hacker botched the rank name since Wikipedia is an open information portal.

I am going to die before being a Noel Magpantay.

by laotzukid@1 March 10, 2019