maletas

Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something

Rudy your such a maletas at football

by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017

mannette

A beautiful girl,, who always has your back, she is funny and smart. If you have her as a friend you are lucky.

Have you seen Mannette she's so pretty.

by thecaretaker1000 May 10, 2018

Marlettnophobia

The fear of yardsticks.

“Are you scared of any thing?”
“Yeah, I have Marlettnophobia...”

by numbnut January 30, 2019

mapletown

A place where sports barely exist, and everyone has class with their cousin.

The mapletown maples boys basketball team could lose to the blind and deaf.

Random Girl- How is the Mapletown basketball team doing?
Lance- Oh we just lost our 70th game in a row.

by hoops456789 May 6, 2019

Mallet

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “

by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020

Malete

Malete, person who is amazing, wholehearted, ambitious, kind, is there for those who need support. If you ever come across a Malete make sure you treasure them, a Malete is one of a kind. They can also tend to be shy at first but once you get to know them, they are a whole different person!!

Hey! Are you Malete

Oh… my name…it’s….malete

by 0-0 yours truly (hehe) <3 November 21, 2021

douche mallet

A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.

Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.

The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!

that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.

by SGT Bo June 22, 2014