benji madden 

The smart, funny, caring, GORGEOUS guitar player of the best band in the world, Good Charlotte, full name: Benji Levi Madden; Identical twin brother to G.C. frontman Joel Rueben Madden (but Benji's the cuter one).

1)I want to be Mrs. Benji Madden!
2) Have you seen Benji Madden's new tattoo?

benji madden by Yasmin Madden...ahem...Miranda March 8, 2005

john madden 

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

john madden by Paul February 2, 2005

John Madden 

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

John Madden by Blarghff November 27, 2013

Quinn Madden 

There's no words to describe him. And not in a good way. He's rude to girls and shoots animals. Smh Quinn madden. Smh.

Girl : uh oh, here comes Quinn madden again.

Quinn Madden by Aj Stunning March 1, 2017

The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.

Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!

The Madden Bullshit by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021

John Madden 

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.

"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden

John Madden by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006

benji and joel madden 

two members of the greatest band in the world. good charlotte is awesome! i love them so much.

DIE ALL U GC HATERZ!

benji and joel madden by natatatatatat July 14, 2005