muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

by danny May 14, 2003

Pump-and-munch

A threesome, male female female.

Hey angel, want to join megan and mike for a pump-and-munch?

by Dr Rock June 11, 2006

meat munching

when somebody on mad dick

shes so right

meat munching

by 5172727472919173 June 2, 2022

butt munch

Butt Munch-
1. An annoying person that you would like to shut up.
2. A bothersome sibling.
3. A friend who is being a jackass.

Person 1: Hey man, you sure are cool! you have so many friends! I guess that's why everyone thinks you're such a winner

Person 2: Shut up you freaking butt munch.

by David Dugas May 4, 2005

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

munch bunch

This is when your boxers ride up and bunch around your balls and make you feel uncomfortable. The only way to sort this is to get right down there and pull them down!!!

Person 1: Omg!!!
Person 2: Whats up?
Person 1: I've got such a munch bunch!
Person 2: Well get your hands down there and sort it out!

by Stefan G January 23, 2008

Time Munching

Wasting time like a snail.

Steph: YO, When is Jordan gonna get here?
Purple: Fuck knows. He's probably still time munching having a wank.

by purple qin December 27, 2009