mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

Minus

The action of holding in smoke for long enough that when you breath out the smoke is gone.

Minus your cone so it doesn't make the room smell.

by Keen4Kones July 9, 2022

Plus Zero Minus!

Greeting.
also shortened as +0-
During the COVID-19 pandemic, telling someone to stay positive (as in attitude), well rested (zero movement, zero stress) and virus negative

John: Ok, Mike, see you on Thursday.
Mike: Plus Zero Minus!
John: You too, man. Plus Zero Minus!

by Nebil Kanada July 20, 2022

Minus gf

The most rapable thing on the planet she is literally the sexiest thing on the planet I would do anything for her except treat her like a person and not a object

(Person 1 ) Hey do you know minus gf. (Person 2) yea I would totally have my way with her

by Minus_gf_boyfriend June 29, 2022

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 9, 2022

Minus one

The person you would never bring. The opposite of your plus one.

Hey man, are you gonna bring Ginny to the wedding with you?
No way, man, she's my minus one. Great for a booty call, but I'm not introducing her to my family.

by The Obscure Gryphon January 16, 2026