Lumbercock

1.A cockblocker in the extreme. A person who goes around chopping cocks and generally being a buzzkill. This is the guy who at clubs will come and try to pull you away while you're dancing with a really hot girl.
2. Derogatory term for somebody with a prosthetic dick made of wood.

1.That girl was just about to give me her number, but then Josh comes along and says its time to go. What a lumbercock.

2. My buddy lost his penis in an industrial accident last year. They replaced it with a wooden one. Now everybody calls him Mr. Lumbercock.

by axel89 February 19, 2011

Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.

Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.

by theGinganinja41 March 8, 2010

lumberjacking

lumberjacking is a taking a poop. cutting butt logs.

"yo we got to go!"
hang on I am lumberjacking.

by Ryck Dalvengyr August 5, 2014

lumberjack lady

when a girl is really manly and borderline scary. she can be a good friend but only when the rest of the single hetero girls are NOT like her. she's basically like a lumberjack lesbian but not a lesbian.

guy #1- "dude there's no single girls here all of them are lesbians."
guy#2- "no, they're lumberjack ladies and what do you expect when you come to a monster truck rally to look for chicks?"
guy #1- "yeah you're right..i guess i just have a lumberjack lady fetish?"
guy #2- "well i guess that's cool if you want a girl with bigger muscles than you and likes building fences."

by bossoftheworld19 August 9, 2010

lumberjack slam

The act of having sex high up in the branches of a tree.

I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.

by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010

Lumberjack Slam

In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.

My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE

by A-seven September 20, 2009

lumberjack hipster

hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster

Only lumberjack hipsters wear beanies and plaid in the summer!

by honest hipster November 28, 2014