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alissa lopez

a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom
"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"

"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"

"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022
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Mr Lopez

that cool spanish teacher 💪
omg its mr lopez i should have took spanish!!!!
by 333 urban dictionary person February 22, 2022
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Laura Lopez

A female that attends a high school in the class of 2023 that makes dark jokes. Dark jokes are very funny and make me laugh. Laura doesn't take shits from no one. Laura no giv a fuk
by OfficialMythical January 8, 2020
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Mr Lopez

A really mean teacher who blocks his kind fans and students on twitter.
by KazTheLesbian June 21, 2022
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Sam Lopez

A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga
I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning
by A nigga named Sam Lopez October 12, 2021
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Tony Lopez

A weird guy that likes to fuck minors. He has too many followers on tiktok and he should be banned. TONY LOPEZ IF YOU SEE THIS LET THE CHILDREN GO.
Tony lopez is illegal and should be behind bars.
by I slammed the door July 16, 2021
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Tony Lopez

A predator who likes dancing seductively towards his prepubescent audience whilst simultaneously advertising his onlyfans.
by Balls Obama October 17, 2023
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