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FBI:why this dick ass bitch from Tampa Florida look up loli hentai at 3 am
at his house: FBI OPEN UP
by TakoTheMemer December 2, 2023
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Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024
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Loli

A young-looking female character. They have a small stature, a young-looking face, and small breasts. Their age can go from a children to an adult, their behaviour from childish to adult-like, and their maturity from immature to mature. Contrary to the popular belief their bodies keep getting old even if they all look the same.
Guy 1: "I like this loli."
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a child."
Guy 1: "No, this is an adult."
Guy 2: "But they have a child's body."
Guy 1: "A person stops being a child when they turn 13."
Guy 2: "..."
by Kurogami December 18, 2022
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Loli

Virat Kohli. An overrated fraud of Indian Cricket Team. Who acts cocky unnecessarily for some footage. He is a cult choker, hence he is called Chokrat Loli. He has dum* fans who always ride on his meat.

Person 1: Did Virat Loli choke again?
Person 2: What do you expect from Loli?
Person 3: But he is king bro....
Loli has choked again
by Denk_meme6969 October 17, 2022
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Lolie

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by Alloce November 27, 2021
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Loli

A loli is a petite/small figured female character seen in anime/manga and things a like, she can be any age, she just needs to fit the body standard to be a loli; small figured.

Loli is more like a blanket term for all these sub terms to kneed a type out:
“petite lolis” which are lolis who are 14+ (since that’s usually when a female finishes puberty and have their permanent petite adult bodies) “legal loli” is a loli over 18yrso, and “child loli” is a loli that is pubescent(13) and under.
1: "This character is a 13 year old loli!"
2: "No way, she can't be a loli with that big of a chest regardless of age, and she's so tall!"

"Short women are just my type, that's why I like Tatsumaki so much, she's the perfect tsundere loli!"
by CoquetteBaby July 11, 2024
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lolis

this isnt the place to look at child porn get out of here search up guy 9 or something
Guy 1 yo i just -
abomination(aka u) i beat my dick to lolis five time
Guy 1 hello yes 911 id like to sue a man who fapped to lolis
by reddit is basically pornhub January 20, 2021
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