A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension.
"That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!"
"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."
"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."
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Get the proud no lifer mug.a superficial job created in school's for teachers who can't hack it in the real classroom. Usually parents have complained about these individuals, so the administrator creates a position for the individual, where the person can't do too much damage.
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person 1: Did you hear dutch leader just got 85 slayer?
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
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Get the No lifer mug.*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "
to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "
to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
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Get the Listerine Spitter mug.A situation in which your shirt lifts or raises by catching itself on the object you lean on, displaying parts of the body that may not be necessary or even comfortable for others to see.
"Hey Jake did you see Thomas' lifted shirt syndrome in class today?"
"Yeah! It scarred me for life!"
"Yeah! It scarred me for life!"
by MeMister July 21, 2009
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