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lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.
by Brandon August 2, 2004
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Lemonade Stand

The act of pissing inside a girl's asshole after a period of intense anal. After the colon is full of urine ice is put inside. Then the man or woman (lesbians) take a straw and proceed to drink the urine from the woman anus. Thus, you have the Lemonade Stand. Of course it would be advised that the person drinking the urine is standing, only because the technique is called the Lemonade Stand.
"Listen bitch, I'm gonna have me some lemonade tonight from yo stand... ya dig?"

"Like omg, johnny johnson did the lemonade stand on me last night, and today i shat nothing but pulp."
by Johnny Johnnson August 22, 2011
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Mexican Lemonade

When one urinates in a girls butt, she bends over and squirts it on you
My girlfriend gave me some mexican lemonade last night
by marcass and poopie May 24, 2011
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The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.
"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"
by NessaStarz July 30, 2009
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Lemonade Function

When you go out one night and it becomes one of the greatest nights of your life, that you relive it over and over in your head. A memorable night.
Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!
by QueenB613 October 2, 2009
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Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!
The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning
by sackfucker November 8, 2010
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Lemonade Bankrobber

A person who is a stellar example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. That means they have very low experience in a subject yet greatly overestimate their skills, which more often than not makes themselves look like an ass.

It was named after the case of McArthur Wheeler, who was the inspiration of the Dunning-Kruger effect experiment. He robbed two banks after covering his face in lemon juice, believing that as lemon juice is used in invisible ink, that his face would not be seen on security camera footage and therefore he'd be completely anonymous and never be caught.
Don't be a Lemonade Bankrobber, "whom" is the objective case form of "who" and "thine" is the prevocalic form of "thy" Don't throw them around willy-nilly to look smarter. All you look like is a pretentious twat.
by Trerry October 7, 2016
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