A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.
Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
by demonthotlord March 1, 2021

A person whose self-esteem is so low, that they suck the self self worth out of you and leave you more miserable then they are. In part because the only way they can feel good about themselves is causing others pain.
She was the worst thing that happened to me. A spiritual leech that left me depressed and apathetic.
by Bperkthedon June 10, 2018

Someone who doesn't play a game unless they are part of the staff team; normally hopeless and very unlikely to aquire a game server of their own. Only plays games where staff is needed, constantly begs for promotions.
by denonimator42 February 10, 2014

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

by spankme121 January 18, 2017

Person 1: Why is jack following us around like a weird cunt?
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!
by RoccoIsGay August 29, 2021

A person who unceremoniously posts their content under a post that has the highest number of likes or most up-votes simply to gain undeserved attention or notoriety.
by fredrick the penguin August 8, 2014
