Trump Lawyer

Low quality legal representation.

You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.

by blahblahblahblahbla May 16, 2018

Bad Ass Lawyer

Emily D. Baker

Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.

by westanemily February 12, 2021

lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

“What’s something that is unreal?”

“Lawyers that win cases”

by Cheeae February 24, 2024

Lawyer

Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?

Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021

skyscraper lawyer

super gay

I'm a skyscraper lawyer, so I'm super gay.

by Big Gameee October 9, 2016

I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?

Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.

"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."

by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023