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Bad Ass Lawyer

Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.
by westanemily February 12, 2021
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Lawyer Andy

One who has a fiery temper and no tolerance for BS.
Who also keeps their emotions inside until needed then its a nuclear explosion.
A person who exploded their Terms of Service (TOS) & law on someone, who does or doesn't have a law bar in anywhere.

Pertaining content being using on a social media website
Make me understand something... This isn't a copyright protected.
Lawyer Andy: how is this content on here?
This isn't a copyright protected content.
Lawyer Andy: Did you ask the company for permission? You're going to be sued.
I bought the show and pay every month from a streaming service.
Lawyer Andy: when?
...
by freechickenmaniac May 5, 2023
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Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013
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Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
by fernvndooo August 14, 2022
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Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.
Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.
by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025
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Lawyer

My ex hired a lawyer.
by William Seremak September 26, 2022
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Lawyer

Person:Omg is that a lawyer
Me:Yes OMFG their so hot!
by SaulSimper March 12, 2023
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