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Lawn Mower Parent

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018
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North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth
George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy
by typical tyler August 28, 2008
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lawnmooer

Any member of the cow species. Cattle—colloquially cows—are the most common type of large domesticated ungulates. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae, are the most widespread species of the genus Bos, and are most commonly classified collectively as Bos taurus.
Adding a “s” to the end makes it plural & so on.
Look at all of those lawnmooers grazing in the pastures !
Oh , I get it ! They keep the pastures cut down .
by TweekaleE April 26, 2019
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Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.
Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"
by The Hodge February 8, 2006
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East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.
I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.
Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now
by FamousJew December 8, 2019
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Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.
by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003
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