Stark's Law

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.

Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.

by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008

Waldrum's Law

The name for the inverse relationship between the amount of political bumper stickers on the back of someone's car/truck and my desire to speak with that person.

Waldrum's Law: The more political bumper stickers you have, the less I want to talk to you.

by Waldrum January 24, 2011

McKenna's Law

The intentional invocation of Godwin's law in order to bring a conversation to a close.

Person 1: Well, on the other hand... "Hitler"!
Person 2: Hah! Mckenna's Law - I see what you did there...

by symsymsym October 3, 2018

cleek's law

Today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today, updated daily.

Republicans deciding resistance to common-sense steps to help limit COVID-19 spread are just a Democratic ploy is dumb, but cleek's law requires it.

by wikkedblah January 21, 2021

parkinson's law

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

william law

the army's oldest specialist who helped create such items as the wheel, dirt, arrow heads, and fire

the creator of fire was william law

by rigzack March 8, 2009

Icke's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of identifying HAARP as a causal explanation for observed phenomena approaches 1 (100%).

Poster #1: "What causes global warming?"

Poster #2: "HAARP."

Poster #3: "Icke's Law in two posts."

by theapc August 15, 2011