Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.

My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.

by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

Lolla-laid

What you are if you meet someone at Lollapalooza, take he or she home and have sexual relations.

Person 1 - "Where did you go last night? We looked for you at the after-show at the Metro!"

Person 2 - "Remember that hot guy I started talking to at the BMI stage? I took him home and got Lolla-laid."

by Mary Low October 8, 2008

Chat roulette laid

Basically like getting laid, but over chatroulette.com. Its like computer sex, but with a camera.

Guy1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy2: Got chat roulette laid.
Guy1: Wow, loser. Trying getting laid in real life.

by Icemanrussian April 19, 2010

laid

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

Getting laid means you have casual sex with someone, or non-casual sex with someone you don't really care for. You would never said you got laid by someone you love.

The term is mostly used by guys, because most guys are insensitive pricks, but some girls use it too as some girls are insensitive pricks as well. It's mostly used for telling your friends the day after.

Guy: So, how did it go with the girl in the party last night?
Guy2: All the way, dude. I got laid!

Guy: I just got laid, dude!
Guy3: You know, it kinda tells a lot about what you think about girls, the way you talk.

by Thor-Rune November 23, 2006

laidbackedness

Not giving a shiggity 'bout nothing

His lazy a$# laidbackedness is driving me crazy.

by Urban Scriber September 28, 2011

labie

A baby that is being raised by two women in a lesbian relationship. The lesbian version of gaybie.

Those women have such an adorable labie, I see them at the park on sunny days, and the family looks so happy.

by Finally, Something Original May 29, 2018

Sonic labia

The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.

Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020