Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.

Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .

by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016

Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018

lonely whale

Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.

Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.

by Whalienxxx March 23, 2019

Lonely Jazz Day

Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.

Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?

Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet

by Hylo_ February 9, 2021

lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 8, 2021

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner

A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.

by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010