Kobe!

When a joke you thought was very funny, infact was very bad and came crashing down like Kobe's Helicopter

You The Retard: OMG, COLE SLAW? WHERE SLAW?
RICHard: Kobe!

by VegasKnightsSuck69 March 25, 2020

kobe

A female person in real-life playing a male character in a game. Typically related to MMORPGS

Don't call him a he, tsai is a kobe.

by Will February 1, 2005

kobe

a way someone describes a helicopter crashing into somethinng

did you here about how that dude kobed into the mountain

by Chonky_longkey February 3, 2020

kobe

This guy is a pure athlete and has a big cock

Kobe is such a good athlete. He also has a big cock

by Theg.o.a.t July 5, 2016

kobe

a variant of k.b. or kime/kind bud

can you get me that kobe?

by kepkka July 28, 2004

kobeing

Taking advantage of a member of the opposite sex in regards to instant fornication. Forcing one's self upon an unwilling younger participant. See also Big Ben-ing

This chick wasn't into my shit so I started kobeing and she stepped up real quick.

by justin_minkler March 6, 2010

Kobe Bryant

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT

Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!

by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020