keyboard basher

someone who chats shit on a computer, but then says fuck all in real life.

Person 1: IMMA FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MUG
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH

* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher

by The Iranaban August 26, 2011

Keyboard Attacker

One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.

That girl is such a keyboard attacker! she needs to simmer down!

by CCA October 29, 2005

Kelowna

(Ke'low'na) Also known as K-Town

Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.

Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.

Zach: Hey Chad lets go get our drink on and our fuck on.
Chad: Yeah Zach I'm thinking we hit up Kelowna.
Zach: Kelowna it is! As long as we don't lost in Rutland again and get stuck smoking Crystle Meth.

by Zachary Jilg January 6, 2009

away from keyboard

it means afk

i am away from keyboard (afk)

by onesie gaming August 20, 2014

kellow

someone who thinks they're really hardcore.

Adam: Check him out. He's solid.
Dave: Totally, he's as hard as titanium.
Steve: He's a kellow.

by shnix January 7, 2008

kegloo

A combination of the two words keg and igloo. It is a snowbank or large pile of snow that is hollowed out inside to fit a keg of beer. Usually used by rednecks from the northern states and often decorated with a spray on mixture of food coloring and water.

If you want the coldest beer on tap you better build a kegloo.

by Tracy Lou March 28, 2005

Kealoha

Kealoha
Kealoha (translation: "The Love") is a common Hawaiianfirst name and surname and may refer to:

Brandon Kealoha Hillis is very handsome.

by A&Bhillis March 22, 2016