karate

the simple act of folding clothes while people are still wearing them

what do you do for a living?
Karate.

what is your hobby
Karate.

Karate?
Karate.

by mario juan69 September 16, 2021

Karate

A religion where we worship Jackie Chan because Jaycee said so

What does she mean karate is a religion do you worship fucking Jackie Chan

by horseface101 February 18, 2022

Karate

Karate is a sport that basically teaches how to professionally break somebody's nose.

Guy1: Immo sock you up, punk!
Guy2: You better back off, I take karate!

by ToRV...??? February 06, 2015

Karate

hi ya

hi ya karate

by iWantToUnlive January 10, 2022

Karate

a metaphor for sex

Hey spongebob, lets go do some karate ;)

by penishasabigpenis December 21, 2019

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.

Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese, and the King.

Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!

Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020