Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 12, 2015

the kiwi witch

The most satanic queen is all the unicorn realms

beware the kiwi witch she will steal you.

by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018

kiwi fox

A fluffy green fox who is friends with Majira Strawberry

Dude1: do you know kiwi fox?

Dude2: Kill yourself furfag

by Dototsogdsotgiz May 28, 2019

Kiwi clap

When two gay guys are having anal sex and their balls are slapping together.

It was great except the kiwi clap.

by Buddy's Gay July 28, 2011

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005

kiwi fruit

A New Zealand homosexual.

A Gay New Zealander.

by Rees Pearse April 20, 2005

kiwi monkey

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

by Dontchaknowit September 04, 2015