KFC day

A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy

"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"

by Zaky November 24, 2006

KFC shower

To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.

Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.

Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.

Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.

Jesus: What for?

Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.

Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.

by Hudson_KB January 18, 2010

KFC Bomb

When you keep KFC leftovers and microwave them afterwards, the smell is called the KFC bomb.

He opened his tupperware at lunch and totally KFC Bombed us !

by DPhong September 19, 2020

KFC Cock

To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)

Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.

by Dumb Subject October 22, 2018

KFC Cinema

Up-to-date news coverage and the latest reviews of previous and recent films from the world of Asian Cinema

Just like IGN.com for video games.

by Janick Neveu November 12, 2003

The KFC Mafia

Is a Mafia consisted of 3 team memebers(Joe,Mark, Rene) of KFC. Founded in 2003 in National City, CA (8th Highland), The KFC Mafia is known to drink lots of Liqour(Budwesier is the offical Beer of the KFC Mafia) and cause havoic. The KFC Mafia is is no longer active, but the the Name will live on.
The KFC Mafia members was raising hell last night!

The KFC Mafia was raising hell yeserday!

by joelar March 25, 2008

KFC grenade

when a KFC bucket is thrown like a grenade to lure black people

guy-1: "that black guy is gonna try and steal my wallet."

smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"

by 87 January 30, 2008