Joyced

The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.
Man you really Joyced my pizza!
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA December 21, 2016
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Joyced

To be pestered badgered pursued for money when you owe nothing accused of things youve never done and to be called a punk ass bitch for know reason to be joyced
Man that nigga is getting joyced right now
by Shmooky September 25, 2020
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Joyced

Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems
My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.

Oh man, you’ve been joyced.
by jeff ethan August 15, 2022
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Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
by byrdfl3w February 06, 2016
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Joyced

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:

1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 23, 2022
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Joyce Kinney

Family Guy character who primarily serves as replacement of Diane Simmon's position of co-anchoring with Tom Tucker.

She also dislikes Lois Griffin.
Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry for what I have done during Highschool.

Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.
by alekschentseto October 17, 2022
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jayda joyce

the literally definition of perfect like there is no person like her. her voice, smile, personality, everything. ugh ily jayjay
“jayda joyce.” she is perfect
by therealest:) February 06, 2022
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